What I buy

I read labels for a living. Here's what passes.

30 things I actually buy with my own money: food, kitchen gear and everyday stuff.

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The easy swaps

From the teardowns

SkipThe tub of "cream cheese"

BuyThe foil-wrapped brick

The tub is cream cheese spread, a different standard that allows more water and adds gums. 21 CFR 133.133

SkipPre-grated parmesan in a can

BuyA wedge. Grate it yourself.

Grated cheese carries cellulose, and FDA found one "100% parmesan" with none in it. FDA report via Bloomberg

SkipA jar that just says "cinnamon"

BuyOne labeled Ceylon

"Cinnamon" on a label is almost always cassia. 21 CFR 182.10

SkipNon-dairy creamer, if you want cream

BuyHalf-and-half

The original creamer is water, corn syrup solids and soybean oil. Half-and-half is milk and cream. Ingredient statement, Sep 2026

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11 picks

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7 picks

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